Years ago had a great training partner, friend.
Well day before I spotting him as he’s squatting, dudes farting on me pretty much each set, and not good farts, man he stank, laughing the whole time.
So next day is bench presses, he pushing a pr, I smacked his forehead with my dick, he started swearing and set the bar on his chest because he couldn’t lift. I had him promise he wouldn’t kill me before I lifted it off him.
He did get even with me later, rubbed his cock on the top of my beers before I drank them, told me the next day.
My worst as we were training with my training partners sister. Doing decline dumbells presses, I had finally hit 95’s, I did a few and then hit complete failure, my arm was coming down, well his sister had not put her octagon weights far enough back, so I crushed my middle finger between her octagon end and the handle of the 95. Blew my finger open, split the bone down the length. They had to sew the blew apart meat back together, the finger joint is loose now, but no long term damage, lol.
Oh and why training partners sister was training with us, well I met my training partners sister one night at a country bar, anyhow I ask her to dance, couple songs later we are molesting each other on the floor. So she drags me over to meet her family. I met her parents and brother. So then I walk off start dancing with some other girl, lol (I used to enjoy dancing with girls and see if we would make out, grind while dancing for fun, had a few get mad thinking after they did this I was with them for the night though, lol)
So one day he sees me training at the gym, same time as him, so he gives a message to the girl at the counter asking if I wanted a training partner and who he was, how I met him. I had just moved to Kelowna and knew no one, thought why not? We became best buddies.
Anyhow I never did date his sister, but if she showed up at the bar that we were at, she would spend the night grinding, making out and bang me in my car later, then nothing after that. Shit that happened for almost a year, lol. It was great, no commitment, but if I showed up to a bar she was at, same thing would happen. We would drop whoever we were picking up at the bar at the time. I don’t know why we never got together, after I moved back to Edmonton her and a friend cane to visit, her friend wanted a piece and she got mad. Wasn’t meant to be though. Then her friend was going to bang my brother and he declined because he thought he would be taking advantage of her, lol, that was before my brother lost his morals.
