Donate blood dumbasses

I always think to donate the max amount, but people have also had their hemocrit increase because their body compensates because the donate too much.

I’m thinking 3 times a year would likely be perfect. I used to do 2 before covid and I never got high hemocrit sides then.
I was thinking every 56 days ...but hemocrit huh... May have to rethink or bloods more often..
 
"Have you had sex with a man - yes/no"
"Have you had sex with a man in Europe - yes/no"
"Even once? Yes/no"

LMFAO is it just my clinic that does that last, even once? 😂😂😂
I was reading that thinking "who the fuck are you to judge who i have sex with"🤣🤣. Im pretty sure they asked 3-4x on mine as well haha.
 
ok so its ok to donate while on a cycle so jus check "no"? thats good to know I was always worried about that
 
ok so its ok to donate while on a cycle so jus check "no"? thats good to know I was always worried about that
Ya just lie. Its more directed at blood born illnesses from improper needle use. Notice how theres nothing about oral steroids on the check list?
 
I wish I could donate but I’m on Divalproex and that puts me out. I used to donate regularly.
 
"Have you had sex with a man - yes/no"
"Have you had sex with a man in Europe - yes/no"
"Even once? Yes/no"

LMFAO is it just my clinic that does that last, even once? 😂😂😂

I just assume their is a homosexual man from europe working there and vetting me for a meet up in the washroom.
 
When I was in the hospital a few years back I remember the nurse would come in every 4 to 6 hrs say and take blood in a little kinda test vial. Would that of been a 16 g needle ya think they use ? or do they use smaller ones for the little test vials . The nurse would always take two samples to check . She would almost like unclip the one vial with one hand and snap in the other vial with the same hand... I was worried she was gonna rip my veins out the whole time . I've never donated before but am going to .
I believe the needle is bigger. Where I go the nurses are wicked, you barely feel it go in. I've had the nurses at the hospital give way more pain.
 
So fuck me, on the reactive test, it gave a false reading that I had syphilis, then they did two more better tests and I came back negative.
Even in their letter they said I do not have syphilis, but now I can’t fucking donate blood anymore.
Even with a false positive and it’s proven false, the Federal Government will not allow me to donate.
Now I will need another way to reduce my hemocrit.

Seriously this shit only happens to me. I’d get covid and live but take the vaccine and grow a tail, lol. Just my life.

Anyhow my wife asked me if I contracted it from my hand and porn hub, lol. That’s why it came back false, will teach me for having pretend sex with whores, you get a pretend std.

I have 2 buddies that have donated almost 300 times each, this never happened. I hit number 10, bam.
 
I was just doing the automatic rebook so was donating every 60 days dur yo my high hemoglobin from sleep apnea. Now my iron is too low so can’t donate for a few months.

@Sorbate we have the team 50 syndrome


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I was just doing the automatic rebook so was donating every 60 days dur yo my high hemoglobin from sleep apnea. Now my iron is too low so can’t donate for a few months.

@Sorbate we have the team 50 syndrome


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Its bullshit. 50 isn’t old.
Truth be told this is just how my luck goes. If there is the Lemon appliances, or vehicle, I get it.
Some things I am good with (I work hard for it) like work, I’m blessed to do as well as I do, but then if life can give me a kick in the ass, well he does.
 
I was just doing the automatic rebook so was donating every 60 days dur yo my high hemoglobin from sleep apnea. Now my iron is too low so can’t donate for a few months.

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Yeah, twice a year was good, I’d likely go 3 times. But I had not gone for 2 years and then ran a cycle and it put me over the edge.
Already told my wife if I have to ill do it at home, I just want her to check on me so I don’t bleed to death after 6 minutes, then 10, lol
 
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