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Mad Zuiki

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Fuck seems like a simple fix, if you handcuff her to the bed and keep her there, she won’t hit you no more.
That's Kind of a good idea RigPig and pretty Funny but What if I am not home and she shits herself who is going to clean up ? I don't clean up Poo , What if she starts screaming and the Neighbors hear her ? I like my Neighbors I don't want to have to Kill them for Foiling my plan , and how long do I keep her hand cuffed there ? No fuck that this is a Bad idea Thanx for the advice RigPig I will save that one for the Movie
Iron be with you !
 

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That's Kind of a good idea RigPig and pretty Funny but What if I am not home and she shits herself who is going to clean up ? I don't clean up Poo , What if she starts screaming and the Neighbors hear her ? I like my Neighbors I don't want to have to Kill them for Foiling my plan , and how long do I keep her hand cuffed there ? No fuck that this is a Bad idea Thanx for the advice RigPig I will save that one for the Movie
Iron be with you !
I thought you’d like filthy shit, that’s what I read in your original post
I’d bet money you fuckers probably got a ball gag in the tickle trunk.
 
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ironwill

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Best Advice yet ! Thanx Ironwill , I actually bought a fleshlight the other day still can't figure out where to put the batteries , No School like old School Fap Fap Fap the Good thing about my chick is she loves to catch me Wackin it she jumps right in gives me a hand , wer as chicks in the past have acted like they caught me cheating on them Haha , So should I take her for a walk down a Logging road jump back in my truck and drive away just at the right speed so that she is within the rear bumpers reach while she can visibly see that I am Fapping thru the driver's side mirror as I drive away ?
That is what i would do, Fap, and drive, just don't use Vaseline, it can be a slippery slope brother, especially in the mountain ranges....
 

Mad Zuiki

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I thought you’d like filthy shit, that’s what I read in your original post
I’d bet money you fuckers probably got a ball gag in the tickle trunk.
The Tickle trunk that's what we call it ! Do you know my Girlfriend ?
 

entropy

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The Tickle trunk that's what we call it ! Do you know my Girlfriend ?
Lol I’m glad you can still find some humour and shit. I know you put some blame on yourself but you sound like a very cool person bro. I hope this situation you are in gets resolved with the best outcome for the both of youse.
 

entropy

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Btw, my tickle trunk is more like a small box. I take a molecular approach to kinky fun. Then I end up saying I should’ve called it a night a day ago lol. Not anymore but ready for war any day. Sorry got off topic 🤪
 

ironwill

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The Tickle trunk that's what we call it ! Do you know my Girlfriend ?
Ours is a tickle trunk as well. i think originated on Mr. Dressup, i ma be wrong...I had to get a bigger one, crazy fucken red head biker babe i
co-habituate with for 16 or 17 yrs now.
Sybian, and every attachment, dildos of all sizes and styles.lol.
The list goes on.

Once i threw a couple in there after a party night from heaven, and i forgot to wrap them and put away properly after cleaning. Well the fucking rubbers touched all together and chemicals mixed and i ended up with a fucking jelly mess and about 800 bucks in toys destroyed, probably more...

Threw em out, got a bunch of newbies...

Good times, im glad there are other freaky deaks around...lol
 

Mad Zuiki

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Ours is a tickle trunk as well. i think originated on Mr. Dressup, i ma be wrong...I had to get a bigger one, crazy fucken red head biker babe i
co-habituate with for 16 or 17 yrs now.
Sybian, and every attachment, dildos of all sizes and styles.lol.
The list goes on.

Once i threw a couple in there after a party night from heaven, and i forgot to wrap them and put away properly after cleaning. Well the fucking rubbers touched all together and chemicals mixed and i ended up with a fucking jelly mess and about 800 bucks in toys destroyed, probably more...

Threw em out, got a bunch of newbies...

Good times, im glad there are other freaky deaks around...lol
Hahaha Sounds like a Hell of a Night !! To bad about the toys , An ex girlfriend of mine rode a Sybian she fuckin Loved it , I wanna get one for this Chick , IronWill Knows how to keep those Biker Chicks Creamin Screamin N Squirting good job Bro !
 

ironwill

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Hahaha Sounds like a Hell of a Night !! To bad about the toys , An ex girlfriend of mine rode a Sybian she fuckin Loved it , I wanna get one for this Chick , IronWill Knows how to keep those Biker Chicks Creamin Screamin N Squirting good job Bro !
We bought it a few yrs ago, second set of attachments, as you know, the other toys have a tuff time keeping up....Hell , so do i, i was worried i may only be good for taking out the trash and getting her into the sex swing, but i prevailed....lolol...Its the trick i do with my index finger and pinkie finger and opposite hands thumb, Weiner and tongue way up inside the vajayjay, all at the same time, its a doozy...
Just picture that....!!!???

lolol...I wish you were on here more frequently brother, good times..
 

Mad Zuiki

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Some nights, or days it is a 5 towel at once kind of issue, squirts are fun, but annoying at times....sigh...
Sounds Like The Fuckin Olympics" I Have that burned into my imagination
We bought it a few yrs ago, second set of attachments, as you know, the other toys have a tuff time keeping up....Hell , so do i, i was worried i may only be good for taking out the trash and getting her into the sex swing, but i prevailed....lolol...Its the trick i do with my index finger and pinkie finger and opposite hands thumb, Weiner and tongue way up inside the vajayjay, all at the same time, its a doozy...
Just picture that....!!!???

lolol...I wish you were on here more frequently brother, good times..
That is Some serious commitment and dexterity Holy Fuck ! Some one man band shit right there ! Hahaha God Damn That shit u can't just learn on line that there comes from years and years of Getting down n dirty elbows deep in filth Gotta Love them Canadian Girls as much as we can that's right using as much imagination as Fuckin Possible weather it kills us or not , Sounds like you met your Match with yer Woman there IronWill good on you guys , Iron Be With You !
 

ironwill

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Sounds Like The Fuckin Olympics" I Have that burned into my imagination

That is Some serious commitment and dexterity Holy Fuck ! Some one man band shit right there ! Hahaha God Damn That shit u can't just learn on line that there comes from years and years of Getting down n dirty elbows deep in filth Gotta Love them Canadian Girls as much as we can that's right using as much imagination as Fuckin Possible weather it kills us or not , Sounds like you met your Match with yer Woman there IronWill good on you guys , Iron Be With You !
lolol....
 

OmegaBravo7

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Ok so my Chick the Hottest Chick I have ever Stuck my Winky in the Chick I have the most in Common with she listens to old School Metal and Rock nRoll Loves the Bee Gees and ABBA I Listen to them when no one is Looking , She was a Model for a bunch of old school Nudy Magazines she rides a Harley , I met her at the Gym she works out like Rambo and Loves getting boned down 3 to 6 times a day , Says the most filthy shit I have ever heard in my Life when we are Boinking makes my Dick hard every time I Look at her she is a Lady in Public and a Squirting Satanic Slut Sex Freak behind closed doors that has orgasm after orgasm everytime we Fuck her record is 8 and 14 in the same session she is Perfect tightest pussy ever and the nicest titts I have ever played with , Been living together for over 2 years we work workout and fuck that's it that's all I feel like I am in grade 9 again , But we got some seriously bad news a month ago She has started Menopause and all she does now is look in the mirror and cry and drink bottles of champange punch me in the face and ear and break shit Iam so glad iam not on Tren anymore , She keeps saying I am going to leave her for a 25 year old but that ain't my Fuckin Style I was that kid growing up that always always hit on the older chicks and Hot Teachers and Buddies Mom's I never went after younger chicks but I also never turned any of them down either , every time I go take a power shit she thinks I am in the can texting Prostatots and I am not I would tell you guys cause I know you don't give a Fuck so for the first time in my life I am being Honest and Loyal to my Chick and now iam getting punched out over her imagination Hahaha I guess this shit is Karma Boys , I don't mind getting punched in the face or head by Chicks it's the fuckin ear shots that piss me off they can fuck yer inner ear up scramble your balance receptors , She asked me the other night if I still wanted to marry her we were watching TV I hate watching TV so the first voice that popped up in my head was don't do it then my mouth went and beat me to it cause I Love teasing Chicks so I said I don't know I think so , Fuck she Wooped me good she then grabbed my left pec so hard with both her hands as hard as she could and started twisting I was on my back laughing like fuck even though it hurt like fuck then two days later she started yelling at me about the bruises on my chest What the Fuck am I going to do ?

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Mad Zuiki

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Yeah that Pic is me except my apron is Black and my gloves are leather with Big Fuckin Spikes on them and I got long Blonde hair and I am way more Jacked than that Back street Boy Looking Squid Noodle in the pic , Hay wait could it be No ! Is that you ? not going to lie that looks like your Avatar Pink suits you Dude we should start a pussy whipped club !
 

ironwill

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Yeah that Pic is me except my apron is Black and my gloves are leather with Big Fuckin Spikes on them and I got long Blonde hair and I am way more Jacked than that Back street Boy Looking Squid Noodle in the pic , Hay wait could it be No ! Is that you ? not going to lie that looks like your Avatar Pink suits you Dude we should start a pussy whipped club !
I see it...
 
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