Ok so my Chick the Hottest Chick I have ever Stuck my Winky in the Chick I have the most in Common with she listens to old School Metal and Rock nRoll Loves the Bee Gees and ABBA I Listen to them when no one is Looking , She was a Model for a bunch of old school Nudy Magazines she rides a Harley , I met her at the Gym she works out like Rambo and Loves getting boned down 3 to 6 times a day , Says the most filthy shit I have ever heard in my Life when we are Boinking makes my Dick hard every time I Look at her she is a Lady in Public and a Squirting Satanic Slut Sex Freak behind closed doors that has orgasm after orgasm everytime we Fuck her record is 8 and 14 in the same session she is Perfect tightest pussy ever and the nicest titts I have ever played with , Been living together for over 2 years we work workout and fuck that's it that's all I feel like I am in grade 9 again , But we got some seriously bad news a month ago She has started Menopause and all she does now is look in the mirror and cry and drink bottles of champange punch me in the face and ear and break shit Iam so glad iam not on Tren anymore , She keeps saying I am going to leave her for a 25 year old but that ain't my Fuckin Style I was that kid growing up that always always hit on the older chicks and Hot Teachers and Buddies Mom's I never went after younger chicks but I also never turned any of them down either , every time I go take a power shit she thinks I am in the can texting Prostatots and I am not I would tell you guys cause I know you don't give a Fuck so for the first time in my life I am being Honest and Loyal to my Chick and now iam getting punched out over her imagination Hahaha I guess this shit is Karma Boys , I don't mind getting punched in the face or head by Chicks it's the fuckin ear shots that piss me off they can fuck yer inner ear up scramble your balance receptors , She asked me the other night if I still wanted to marry her we were watching TV I hate watching TV so the first voice that popped up in my head was don't do it then my mouth went and beat me to it cause I Love teasing Chicks so I said I don't know I think so , Fuck she Wooped me good she then grabbed my left pec so hard with both her hands as hard as she could and started twisting I was on my back laughing like fuck even though it hurt like fuck then two days later she started yelling at me about the bruises on my chest What the Fuck am I going to do ?