Thanks man! Is that Mike Tyson with parts of Evander Holyfield's ear still in his digestive tract or post that? That's some skin that...wasn't tough enough.
As for skin, doing what I did, when you have some dude doing 60 in an 80, pull him over, find four dudes stoned out of their trees and pot smoke so thick coming out of the car, you're trying to stay away from the window so you don't get high too and then the guy gets the whiny high? You need some thick skin to deal with a guy who's no risk at all yet can't stop talking.
"Waaaayy way way way waitttt! Youuu're not...not gonna arressst usss riiight?"
"Ummm. Yes."
"But way way way way waiiit! Wee are just going home, gonna go home home home!" (singing)
"Newwwwooo. You're going to jail."
"Pot never killed anybody you knowww!"
"Yes, as evidenced by the fact your car was half in/half out of your lane/the other lane. I couldn't physically let you drive further to laugh any longer because someone was going to come over a hill and hit the left side of your car and probably kill you/them in a head-on collision. Considering none of you are belted in, all of you would have probably been ejected out of the car and dead or wishing you were dead ."
"Wowww man!! But I never drive like that!"
"When you take a car of the same weight doing 60 km/hr and add the other one of the same weight coming from the other direction at 90 km/hr, it's like you hit a brick wall only the brick wall is going 30km/hr faster so all of you instantly stop going forwards and then go backwards. You were all over the road and going 60 but when you hit the other car, your speed would have gone to 0 and then some portion of 30km backwards depending on how much your cars absorbed the force. Going from 60km one way to 15km the other way isn't good on the human body. Trust me."
"Howwww how how how do you know this Mann?"
"I'm assuming the other car is the same weight which is generally about right and that it would be doing 90 which might even be worse if they're speeding and doing 110/km/hr on this highway which isn't rare. High school physics. Learn it. Know it."
"But howw how how am I gonna know that stuff?"
"Maybe you lost it at the bottom of your water bong?"
"Buuut wait wait wait wait..."