I probably told this joke before on NM or somewhere but it's one of my fav's -
At thanksgiving dinner one of the youngins said he was thankful for Grandpa making it through the war as Grandpa had many near death experiences but still managed to make it back alive. One of the other kids had never heard about this and wanted to hear more.
Lil Bobby: Grandpa please tell us about one of the times you nearly died!
Gramps: Well bobby this one time the enemy took over a building we were occupying and chased about 20 of us to the roof. They pinned us down and forced us to surrender our weapons and then they lined us up at gunpoint. I was last in line and I watched as they took all the other men one by one to the edge of the building. They were yelling at them and made them strip off their clothes, they made our men look over the edge for a while with pistols pointed at the back of each mans head. They yelled at them some more, I couldn't hear what they were saying but one by one my men jumped of the building until I was the only one left.
Lil Bobby: You must have been real scared huh Grandpa?
Gramps: Yes I was Billy, when I looked down at the men it was really hard to tell if they had survived or not. Then they made me strip down and pushed right up to the edge. Then I found out what they had been yelling as the screamed at me "You will bend over and get fucked up the ass by our whole division or you will jump off the roof !"
Lil Bobby: Wow Grandpa you must have been really scared, did you jump?
Gramps: A little at first Billy....
