Is Your Sperm Vegan-Friendly?

[Stupididiot]

If your partner is a vegan and goes down on you can they swallow??





A text conversation between two former friends has gone viral - after one (a meat eater) accused the other (a vegan) of hypocrisy, saying 'oral sex counts as eating meat'.

The pair, who had been chatting after meeting online, had the conservation when discussing where they could meet for dinner.

When 19-year-old Toni Ede said there weren't many options at a restaurant suggested by the unnamed 22-year-old man, he a bizarre series of messages.

'Meat'
He wrote: "You're a vegan aren't you?'

"But you've given head. A penis is meat. It ain't no vegetable."

When Ede asked if he was 'really that dumb', he replied: "Humans aren't vegetables. We are mammals. Therefore we are meat."

She replied: "I have consent - it's a live body."

 

[Cumminstech2]

I vote yes. Veganism exists because people don’t like harming animals. The vegan in this post is correct, the dick is technically meat.. HOWEVER.. no animals are harmed in the process, instead the animal is very pleasured. Therefor swallowing hot loads = vegan friendly

 

[Goldenrod]

I don’t know the answer but thanks for the laugh again @Stupididiot

 

[Zuespas]

I've had a vegan swallow my nut on many occasion and she survived the event.

 

[Frank.castle]

I've had a vegan swallow my nut on many occasion and she survived the event.

Had one vegan who couldn’t get enough.... probably lack of protein in their diets

 

[Cog]

If she swallows she is not a vegan.Sperm are not vegetables.....

 

[Frank.castle]

Don’t know why but when I read the replies to this all I can think of is the song from Monty pythons Meaning of life every sperm is sacred lol