Bored? Let's write a story...

[gondar1]

I saw this thread title on another sight but didn't read the story. Pretty simple, add a paragraph or two to the story.
Marks may be awarded for creativity and effort.
Spelling and punctuation will not affect your finally grade because frankly some of you guys are fucking atrocious and I'm trying to lighten the mood a bit

 

[gondar1]

Johnny Rockhards Big Day
By the good folks at CanadianBrawn

I reached up and smacked the alarm off. "Here we go" I said to myself, "another typical day of life in the great white north."

Then I opened my eyes.

 

[Cumminstech2]

There was a little garden gnome looking motherfucker who was going through my sock drawer and smashing all my vials of tren on the ground! He looked back at me with a shit eating grin and through his gnarly looking teeth, he said...

 

[The Old Guy]

”Would you like me to chew the tip of your penis off ? It’s the latest fad”

Now how could I say no to an offer like that ?

So I mentally prepared myself for what was about to happen.

 

[Taureau]

Johnny Rockheads dad began to pull his pants down to get chewed but stopped when his wife said "Johnny is that any way to talk to your father"

Then Johnny replied,,