On my way to dropping my son off at his job (oh man, PUHLEASE lets not discuss this. I already want to throttle the little fucker)
Anyways, on my way, I had to hit the brakes because an entire family of what had to be muskrats zoomed from a small lake across the road, right in front of us, across her lawn, up the wooden fence and into the back yard of the lady down the road from us. I looked it up and they destroy gardens and this lady has a huge garden.
There are four of us within a reasonable distance of each other. The other two couples and I are sure she poisoned the dog of one of the couples. Admittedly the couple should have done more work at keeping their dog under control. We're on the outskirts of the city we're close to and putting fences around our land doesn't make sense unless you're the crazy poisoning chick who had to have spent twenty grand to put an 8-foot high slatted wood fence around her back yard.
The dog didn't come back one day so they went looking thinking it got hit but no, it was halfway home on their side of the road and beside him was a pile of barf. They had him tested and the bitch fed him rat poison. Terrible way for animals other than rodents to go. It would have taken hours of excruciating pain. The poor thing unfortunately always seemed to roam close to her house and probably shit in what is a pretty big front yard. She never complained to the couple who owned it either which might have changed the outcome.
Anyways, I'm smiling because there were two larger and what had to be six smaller muskrats hauling ass over her fence like little brown lumberjacks going up the board and into her back yard.
Bon Appetit my evil furry friends, Bon frikken Appetit.
Anyways, on my way, I had to hit the brakes because an entire family of what had to be muskrats zoomed from a small lake across the road, right in front of us, across her lawn, up the wooden fence and into the back yard of the lady down the road from us. I looked it up and they destroy gardens and this lady has a huge garden.
There are four of us within a reasonable distance of each other. The other two couples and I are sure she poisoned the dog of one of the couples. Admittedly the couple should have done more work at keeping their dog under control. We're on the outskirts of the city we're close to and putting fences around our land doesn't make sense unless you're the crazy poisoning chick who had to have spent twenty grand to put an 8-foot high slatted wood fence around her back yard.
The dog didn't come back one day so they went looking thinking it got hit but no, it was halfway home on their side of the road and beside him was a pile of barf. They had him tested and the bitch fed him rat poison. Terrible way for animals other than rodents to go. It would have taken hours of excruciating pain. The poor thing unfortunately always seemed to roam close to her house and probably shit in what is a pretty big front yard. She never complained to the couple who owned it either which might have changed the outcome.
Anyways, I'm smiling because there were two larger and what had to be six smaller muskrats hauling ass over her fence like little brown lumberjacks going up the board and into her back yard.
Bon Appetit my evil furry friends, Bon frikken Appetit.