Ok,
@LePsyber that was fucking funny. Was it appropriate hell no, but fuck, the effort you put in.
I’m sorry guys but really he fucking put in an effort.
Ok to be fair, at the start you were a big pain in the ass, but lately I’ve noticed you have really been trying to fit in.
Yes, I’m sorry but they have still been picking on you even though you are trying. But these boards have always kinda been like that.
Anyhow, if I were you I’d not post something like this again. I think you made a point.
No more trolling though please, lol.
Sorry for the book.
First of all...to those who took it wrong, I apologize for my momentary immaturity. I saw some news about Dr, Seuss's house and pow, a stupid idea formed and then an hour or so later, I had this. My first poem since like grade 6 and I HATED writing back in grade 6. There is not one point of it meant to be a threat or taken in seriousness...it was meant to entertain. I even posted it in the anything-goes area. In hindsight, I shouldn't have and I accept everyone's criticism because I birthed it upon this world and so I'm responsible for it.
It was obviously meant to be stupid and funny and I'm glad that one person enjoyed it. As I've gotten older, I find I sleep less but find my mind moving more in other directions. I've started writing...especially a lot during this fucking Pandemic. (Which probably explains the booklike posts I do sometimes I suppose
). People keep saying it's no problem and it's over but POW ANOTHER day of my son's work lost because somebody caught a case of COVID and since it's a food production plant, they just aren't fucking around so they shut down to steam the whole damn plant(again). And another day less of money and one more day he's going to stay stuck in my damn house. Instead of getting frustrated about him being completely anti-social outside of an online game, I write. It's extremely cathartic.
The spirit was meant in fun but it just highlights that people can look at things posted in different ways. Other than this, I have not posted one...not even one post on this board where I've smiled and gone "Hoboy! Gonna clip somebody with this! Gonna start me some fire (because I'm not getting enough smoke already). The same cannot be said for countless other posts I've illogically had shot at me that I just don't know how to respond to.
I just am not posting in the light people are allowing themselves to get twisted into. It's felt like someone is introducing poison to the water system every time I post and pointing at me and saying I'm the one trying to disturb and poison things. Over....and over...and over to the point where if I was anybody more senior on here, and seeing 30 or 50 of the same posts from the same people saying the same thing, I'd be asking why the hell they keep feeling the need to pick on someone to the point of way past excessive. I'm just the new guy though.
I haven't been able to post a thread for months in peace though because a couple of people...no matter what words or ways I post...go..." oh crap! He's trolling!" It's been just like watching a movie where someone out of a hundred people believes him, stands up and goes "Yeah! Yeah! That's what he's doing!" Then another looks at the attack reply and stands up and another and another and then they all scream "Get the bastarddddd!@!@" Whether it's logical and fair or not.
Me purposefully starting crap just isn't the case. I'm a fifty something-year-old man and I come here for serious and mature conversation. I've been sitting here watching threads I've opened that *COULD* be discussed logically and with a level head in people's opinions OR the same people could attach it to a politician and turn it into yet another political battle(which is never been the intention).
So I spent about an hour of time and made a REAL troll. Should I have done it? NO. Was it satisfying? YES, but not because of the reasons people think. I was satisfying because I showed what a troll post is. This post is NOTHING like I post on any other thread. I've never posted a single thing on here meant to needle, poke, annoy, bother or just plain be a pain in the ass to anybody but a couple of someones have spent significant parts of their lives chasing me to every thread and every post before they drop some poison right after I post. Every. Single. Time. And what is happening? People are listening if only because someone keeps poisoning every single thing I've said. One thing feeds another and another and then the venom flies because if I was a senior user and posted right after one single person in 50 threads that they were a TROLL, then people would stop trying to see the point in its correct light and instead look at the thread twister's opinion.
Things were really just fine OTHER THAN CAPS I use to accentuate a point in posts on other forums with no problems. A couple of people made fun of me versus asking me to kindly stop(I would have stopped no problems right then and apologized even. Even after I stopped there were several attack threads that just kept going long after I had stopped)
And then the shit hit the fan. I let it slip what I had been in another life. POW. The insults and then a couple (as in 2) people saying that because of what I had been that they would ****NEVER**** (and these are their exact words) accept me here. Well, they weren't lying because they have done every single thing to destroy people's attitudes and opinions of me. All because I once was in a career of something they personally don't like or that I just don't believe in their political views. And they're getting away with their plan to twist and turn everything I post because people are letting them. I was damn good at my job and spent a lot of time making sure I didn't turn into "that shithead that wouldn't ever try to give me a damn break". Trust me when I say that it's pretty frigging hard when you keep running up against some people just won't back off and try to be peaceful. Some people just refuse to be logical no matter how peaceful things would be if they just would stop attacking.
I'm moving on with my posting now and they can keep posting their illogical attacks and I'll blissfully won't even see it. I should have done it months ago but I've never in over 25 years of being on the internet, run into an actual forum stalker. I've never had to ignore someone and it sucks because I value people's opinions, good or bad. To a point.
Anyways, I hope more than one person enjoyed this...in the light it was intended. It was immature as hell, stupid, silly and wrong. My girlfriend loved it though and if anything, that's the most important thing. Thank you for your kind reply. And yes, I'll save my creativity going forward for my novel.