Things witnessed with your eyes at the gym

old thread, but I just saw this guy at our local fitness multiplex using a broom stick as a samari sword... The guy is supposedly a "trainer"... He was in the area of the gym with the big ball things, yoga matts etc.. And he was using a broomstikc that people use to stretch as a sword.. He would start at one end of the large room and swing it around like he was doing a cerimonial sword routine... Then he'd turn around and do another routine with the sword across the room again.. You could tell he was just making up the routine/copying something he saw in a old ninja movie

Two thoughts crossed my mind watching him go on for an honest 15 mins..

1) How is he not embarassed... at least 10 people watched him out of the corner of their eye like I did lol...

2) How can he do that shit and still claim to be a trainer at the gym? He constantly interupts people in their workouts and tries to explain something about training to them and then he closes the conversation by telling them he's a trainer and if they are interested in hiring him to just let him know lol...
 
animal-inside said:
old thread, but I just saw this guy at our local fitness multiplex using a broom stick as a samari sword... The guy is supposedly a "trainer"... He was in the area of the gym with the big ball things, yoga matts etc.. And he was using a broomstikc that people use to stretch as a sword.. He would start at one end of the large room and swing it around like he was doing a cerimonial sword routine... Then he'd turn around and do another routine with the sword across the room again.. You could tell he was just making up the routine/copying something he saw in a old ninja movie

Two thoughts crossed my mind watching him go on for an honest 15 mins..

1) How is he not embarassed... at least 10 people watched him out of the corner of their eye like I did lol...

2) How can he do that shit and still claim to be a trainer at the gym? He constantly interupts people in their workouts and tries to explain something about training to them and then he closes the conversation by telling them he's a trainer and if they are interested in hiring him to just let him know lol...
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He sounds like hes a bit out to lunch. Haha that would make my day seeing that I cant believe the balls on him. Imagine the arrogance to pull that off in front of a bunch of huge gear heads thinking to himself "these dummies must think I really know what im doing"
 
animal-inside said:
old thread, but I just saw this guy at our local fitness multiplex using a broom stick as a samari sword... The guy is supposedly a "trainer"... He was in the area of the gym with the big ball things, yoga matts etc.. And he was using a broomstikc that people use to stretch as a sword.. He would start at one end of the large room and swing it around like he was doing a cerimonial sword routine... Then he'd turn around and do another routine with the sword across the room again.. You could tell he was just making up the routine/copying something he saw in a old ninja movie

Two thoughts crossed my mind watching him go on for an honest 15 mins..

1) How is he not embarassed... at least 10 people watched him out of the corner of their eye like I did lol...

2) How can he do that shit and still claim to be a trainer at the gym? He constantly interupts people in their workouts and tries to explain something about training to them and then he closes the conversation by telling them he's a trainer and if they are interested in hiring him to just let him know lol...
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Bro....I will not apologize for my superduperamazing display of awesome ninja skills and sword weilding prowess.

You know the ladies loved it....don't be jealous of my dive rolls and cartwheels...
 
aGuyFromWinnipeg said:
At the downtown YMCA, I saw an overweight fellow sitting naked on a lawn chair. The lawn chair was the kind with multiple 1" vinyl strands running across it to hold you up. He was fat enough that the strands disappeared inside him, making him look similar to a Shar Pei. He was eating a giant bowl of boiled weiners out of a very large Tupperware container. Had to be more than a dozen weiners in there. No buns, just a squirt bottle of mustard which he used to meticulously decorate each weiners with. He was watching Golden Girls on the TV, still haunts me to this day and I can't hear that theme song to that TV show without the image coming back into my head.

The downtown Y was a trip.
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This has got to be the wildest story I’ve ever heard
 
animal-inside said:
old thread, but I just saw this guy at our local fitness multiplex using a broom stick as a samari sword... The guy is supposedly a "trainer"... He was in the area of the gym with the big ball things, yoga matts etc.. And he was using a broomstikc that people use to stretch as a sword.. He would start at one end of the large room and swing it around like he was doing a cerimonial sword routine... Then he'd turn around and do another routine with the sword across the room again.. You could tell he was just making up the routine/copying something he saw in a old ninja movie

Two thoughts crossed my mind watching him go on for an honest 15 mins..

1) How is he not embarassed... at least 10 people watched him out of the corner of their eye like I did lol...

2) How can he do that shit and still claim to be a trainer at the gym? He constantly interupts people in their workouts and tries to explain something about training to them and then he closes the conversation by telling them he's a trainer and if they are interested in hiring him to just let him know lol...
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Thats not a broomstick. Its a mop handle, hes the cleaner and he deadlifts more then you..lol
 
biguglynewf said:
Bro....I will not apologize for my superduperamazing display of awesome ninja skills and sword weilding prowess.

You know the ladies loved it....don't be jealous of my dive rolls and cartwheels...
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I know your kidding, but that type of stuff is what gets reported to admin by the women in the gym.. my wife works out at the same gym and that type of stuff bothers her and sometimes creeps her out.
 
Bigbear said:
He sounds like hes a bit out to lunch. Haha that would make my day seeing that I cant believe the balls on him. Imagine the arrogance to pull that off in front of a bunch of huge gear heads thinking to himself "these dummies must think I really know what im doing"
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Not really any gear heads here.. Its a community multiplex run by the town..
 
animal-inside said:
I know your kidding, but that type of stuff is what gets reported to admin by the women in the gym.. my wife works out at the same gym and that type of stuff bothers her and sometimes creeps her out.
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It's like I say...too often unfortunately...

Bitches be crazy.... I can't stand being in a gym anymore. Too many fuckos like the turd you described....but it makes for interesting conversation starters with the non fuckos.
 
biguglynewf said:
It's like I say...too often unfortunately...

Bitches be crazy.... I can't stand being in a gym anymore. Too many fuckos like the turd you described....but it makes for interesting conversation starters with the non fuckos.
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I go in. I dump stuff in locker. I go lift weight. I get stuff from locker. I leave. nothing more, nothign less

lol..
 
At the risk of sounding to unkind.... there is a couple that I would say have a few years on me.

They come in matching gym oufits straight out of the 80's. Satin shiny warm up jackets and head bands. Big smiles..... far to white. Its kinda spooky and have what looks like painted on tans with white converse runners. They do all these half yoga half dance moves, standing on one foot, on their toes and float around the gym doing 2 of this 5 of that but nothing that looks like it adds up too anything. Then they just grab there gear and leave. I cant for the life of me figure out what the fuck the point is. Their eyes are so blue teeth so white smile so unrealistic the orange tan with frosty white eyelids. Clearly they enjoy it. So what the fucke eh kinda of a free country. I keep thinking they were hatched from a pod somewhere and sent to observe the earth creatures. BTW its everyday when I am in Elbow land.
 
I haven’t been to a gym in 3 decades.

But once some fucker stole my chicken breasts out of my pants pocket. Too hot in the car to leave them there, so I put them in my pants pocket (yes they were raw and in a vac bag, so would be perfectly fine for a couple hours).

I never left anything in my locker besides my shirt and pants, so no need to lock it.

I come back, chicken breasts were gone.

I figured they needed it more than me, lol. But what a fucking weird thing to steal.

So I had to go back to work and get more. It was backtracking and out of the way, that’s why I brought them with me.

Never really saw any weird stuff and if I did, I ignored it, went on with my training.
 
Sorbate said:
I haven’t been to a gym in 3 decades.

But once some fucker stole my chicken breasts out of my pants pocket. Too hot in the car to leave them there, so I put them in my pants pocket (yes they were raw and in a vac bag, so would be perfectly fine for a couple hours).

I never left anything in my locker besides my shirt and pants, so no need to lock it.

I come back, chicken breasts were gone.

I figured they needed it more than me, lol. But what a fucking weird thing to steal.

So I had to go back to work and get more. It was backtracking and out of the way, that’s why I brought them with me.

Never really saw any weird stuff and if I did, I ignored it, went on with my training.
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BAck when I was 24ish I forgot my gym shoes in the locker.. The next day I went back and I couldn't find them and they were not in the lost and found either.. A few days later I see some fucking guy in the gym wearing them lol... He was not normal though, he was 40 years old and he was special needs. Not like downes syndrome, but his IQ was so low he was considered special needs and everyone in the area knew who he was and knew his disabilities.. I was around 320lbs and at my peak, but I was also a poor student.. I debated telling him to take my shoes off, but I let it go.. I recall I never really like those shoes anyways, but they were pretty much new.
 
animal-inside said:
BAck when I was 24ish I forgot my gym shoes in the locker.. The next day I went back and I couldn't find them and they were not in the lost and found either.. A few days later I see some fucking guy in the gym wearing them lol... He was not normal though, he was 40 years old and he was special needs. Not like downes syndrome, but his IQ was so low he was considered special needs and everyone in the area knew who he was and knew his disabilities.. I was around 320lbs and at my peak, but I was also a poor student.. I debated telling him to take my shoes off, but I let it go.. I recall I never really like those shoes anyways, but they were pretty much new.
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I would have let him keep them also.

I doubt someone that challenged was malicious, likely checked the lockers all the time for left over stuff.
 
same guy was at it again tonight with his broom stick.. I Watched him closer for a few mins.. HE holds it with one hand dead centre and then twirls it on either side of his body as he walks across the room.. occasionally he lets it hit him in the armpit where he holds it and uses his other hand in a punching motion..
 
animal-inside said:
same guy was at it again tonight with his broom stick.. I Watched him closer for a few mins.. HE holds it with one hand dead centre and then twirls it on either side of his body as he walks across the room.. occasionally he lets it hit him in the armpit where he holds it and uses his other hand in a punching motion..
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animal-inside said:
same guy was at it again tonight with his broom stick.. I Watched him closer for a few mins.. HE holds it with one hand dead centre and then twirls it on either side of his body as he walks across the room.. occasionally he lets it hit him in the armpit where he holds it and uses his other hand in a punching motion..
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Just tell him enough is enough dude your not proving anything to anybody you look like a fool and your dangerously missusing gym equipment keep it up and your getting 86'd.
 
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