Had to make a LONG drive after work today. 7 hour round trip... Left work without even eating dinner. Last meal was 2:30pm and haven't had a cheat meal in a long time. so figged McDonalds time
So Around 9pm, I saw the golden arches.. pulled in and the restaurant was completely shut down due to covid outbreak. My heart sank, but across the parking lot I saw a KFC.. my mouth watered..
I pulled through the drive through and looked at the menu quick. Been years since I've had KFC so it all looked good. I picked some "double meal" thing.. HAd a chicken sandwhich, chicken bites, fries and a side salad (I picked macaroni).
The guy on the mic said it would be "5 mins".. If a fast food place tells you it will be 5 mins, you know it will be 10-15.. no biggie.. I pull up and wait.
He hands me my drink and meal in a KFC bag. I pull on to the highway and reach into the bag.. I first feel the fries, I was a bit caught off gaurd at how small the bag of fries was, but I'm still doing ok.. I am a ketchup guy.. I can't eat fries without.. the teenage pimple dick put no kethcup in.. I eat the dry fries..
I reach into the bag and find a tiny box of chicken bites.. it was tiny.. and no dipping sauce.. I try one.. holy shit I can't believe how awful they were.. I swear it was like a chicken bite you'd buy in the frozen food section you put in your oven. A tiny round, breaded dry peice of chicken.. Awfull..
I reach for the sandwhich.. on the menu it looked big.. I was really pissed at this point when I realized how small it was.. No way it would even be 30 grams of protien. It tasted ok.. but nothing I'd ever say was good.
Driving down the highway at 11pm (up since 5:45).. irratated as all fuck about wasting a cheat meal on such a awful meal.
I never eat much KFC.. I used to not mind it as a cheat meal until they changed stuff up years ago..
At least with McDicks, you know what to expec.
So Around 9pm, I saw the golden arches.. pulled in and the restaurant was completely shut down due to covid outbreak. My heart sank, but across the parking lot I saw a KFC.. my mouth watered..
I pulled through the drive through and looked at the menu quick. Been years since I've had KFC so it all looked good. I picked some "double meal" thing.. HAd a chicken sandwhich, chicken bites, fries and a side salad (I picked macaroni).
The guy on the mic said it would be "5 mins".. If a fast food place tells you it will be 5 mins, you know it will be 10-15.. no biggie.. I pull up and wait.
He hands me my drink and meal in a KFC bag. I pull on to the highway and reach into the bag.. I first feel the fries, I was a bit caught off gaurd at how small the bag of fries was, but I'm still doing ok.. I am a ketchup guy.. I can't eat fries without.. the teenage pimple dick put no kethcup in.. I eat the dry fries..
I reach into the bag and find a tiny box of chicken bites.. it was tiny.. and no dipping sauce.. I try one.. holy shit I can't believe how awful they were.. I swear it was like a chicken bite you'd buy in the frozen food section you put in your oven. A tiny round, breaded dry peice of chicken.. Awfull..
I reach for the sandwhich.. on the menu it looked big.. I was really pissed at this point when I realized how small it was.. No way it would even be 30 grams of protien. It tasted ok.. but nothing I'd ever say was good.
Driving down the highway at 11pm (up since 5:45).. irratated as all fuck about wasting a cheat meal on such a awful meal.
I never eat much KFC.. I used to not mind it as a cheat meal until they changed stuff up years ago..
At least with McDicks, you know what to expec.