Fuck my belly hurts.... ever see the friends episode where Joey eats an entire turkey? Yep.... That’s me right now.... Gonna have to cut my stretchy pants off this year I think.
tried feeding the wife red wine. Wifey indulging in red wine usually equals good times for Mr. newf!
but fuck me.... there’s such a fucking fine line between sleezy and sleepy fellas!
Tell me you have not experienced major disappointment in the sleezy:sleepy matrix!
fack! Foiled again!